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27

Apr

myriniponddeadlyrocker:

omniscientraven:

That was not what I was expecting

that escalated quickly

(Source: shemolaxing)

slutdust:

glowcloud:

hiphopfrightsplaque:

"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

(Source: hiphopfightsplaque)

faeries-and-nature:

I think I would give up hope for all of humanity if he took over.

faeries-and-nature:

I think I would give up hope for all of humanity if he took over.

(Source: hisnameisrobertpaulsen)

26

Apr

unidreaming:

I wish it was socially acceptable to send a teacher a little note like “sorry for being so mediocre it’s been a bad mental health week”

(Source: acadameia)

(Source: daisys-s)

thehumorplace:

Haha why do people even try this kind of stuff?

thehumorplace:

Haha why do people even try this kind of stuff?

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must-be-a-thursday:

First time listening:

Second time listening:

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Third time listening:

WAITING FOR THE BUS TOOK A PICTURE OF ANOTHER BUS WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE BUS AS THE SUN CAME UP BUT THE SUN AIN’T OUT NO MORE CAUSE IT’S GREY WAITING FOR THE BUS THERE’S A GREY ONE BLUE ONE A RED ONE ALL OF THEM TURNED AWAY I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE BUS GOTTA CATCH A BUS GOTTA WATCH NEWS GOTTA REGIMENT A PLAN FOR THE DAY

BUS

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(Source: sanity-schmanity)

commanderabutt:

did-you-kno:

Source

Bam.

constructiveallyphobia:

Nonbinary problems: Having to trim your mustache so it doesn’t mess up your lipstick.